Starter for Ten is a daily writing exercise where the aim is simply to write for a full 10 minutes. No editing or revision is allowed after the 10 minutes is up. The aim is to try new things, experiment with voices and styles and be bold. Suckage often occurs.
“My, my, music hits me so hard/Makes me say oh my Lord.”
No! Stupid Hammer! Stupid! How are you gonna battle with half-rhymes.
“My, my, music hits me so hard/Makes me say oh my gawwd.”
NO! That’s worse. Who are you? Scarlett O’Hara? MY GAWWWD.
Ok, just chill Hammer. Chill. Speak from the heart. Tell the truth. Does my music hit me so hard? Yes it does – that’s not hyperbole. What does my music make me want to say? Ooof? Ow?
“My, my, music hits me so hard/Makes me say “Oof! Ow!”
Ok, at least that’s honest Hammer. But you need to fix the rhyme. If being hit with my music makes me say “Ooof! Ow!” then I need a synonym for hard that rhymes with Ow. Cow/wow/show/ciao.
“My, my, music hits me so ciao!/Makes me say “Oof! Ow!”
NO! FUCK! This is too hard! Why did I ever choose this path? What am I bringing to the MC industry? How do I have the audacity to tell people that they can’t touch this, when what I’m putting forth is evidently within touching distance.